Saturday, March 7, 2020
Blue Rhino Pills Stolen in Irvington
This is a new one for me. According to radio traffic, a man stole a box of Blue Rhino male enhancement pills from a store at Fremont and Chapel in the Irvington District this morning. The cardboard box of stolen goods was valued at close to $500. A suspect was stopped nearby, but the clerk apparently said that was the wrong man. The man stopped did consent to a search, but no pills were located on him. The suspect was described as a male about 25 years old. I'm guessing these were not for personal use, at that age, but for resale to older clients. Researching this product on the internet, the FDA does not recommend the use of this product due to some sketchy ingredients.
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Ingredients aren't sketchy necessarily, just not listed on the label. The FDA warning is for anyone who might have a health issue or is taking medication that would react adversely to Sidenfil or Talafil the active ingredients in Cialis and Viagra.
ReplyDeleteThese pills have a hundred different names that they're sold under in just about every adult bookstore and better liquor store in the state. But they all don't work, and some of the herb concoctions of the "legal" ones, make you feel worse than the flu.
But Rhino Blue 5000,7000,9000 ect. they are the BEST.
And at 10-15 bucks a pill without a prescription is, to turn your jr. executive into the Chairman of the Board, is quite frankly,....one of the better deals in life. And while it is most appreciated by the old-time studs the young and well-hung also benefit from the Rhino's magical effects. It makes their d***s drag in the dirt.
And you don't even need to take the whole thing at once. Nor should you, unless you want to be following your third leg around all week. one pill can easily be split into three doses.
I know this sounds like an ad, or that I must be a local distributor, it's not and I only wish I was.
Nonetheless, the information I have reported, is factual, true, unbiased and not fake news.
and please return the pills promptly, no questions asked, before half the town gets pregnant.
Thank you Tony for your expert analysis, but TMI! Surprised you did not comment on the massage parlor closings. What to do with all those pills?
ReplyDeleteI wondered if the two might be connected somehow. One of the parlors is just a few blocks from the liquor store where the pills got snatched.
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