Saturday, April 27, 2019

Woman Poops in Patrol Car

Two officers were talking car-car about a theft at Pacific Commons.  At the end of the conversation, one says to the other "oh by the way she pooped in your car".  "You're kidding, right?"  " I wish I was.  I heard her banging on the window and I went over there to see what she wanted and I said "Can I help you with something?  And she says 'I shit my pants'".  Then the officer asks dispatch to call Crime Scene Cleaners, "our 10-15 left us a gift".  All in a days work....

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